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Released: April 2016
ISBN: 9781311157430
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Author: Rex Burns
Length: Novel
Genre: Thriller
Price: $4.99

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2017 Colorado Author's
League Awards



Caught up in a low budget revolution fought in the jungles of Colombia, Cornelius Mead faces the challenges of survival in the chaos and insanity of war while clinging to his dream of turning the Guyana massacre site of Jonestown into a theme park.

The Reception Room had not changed since I saw it that first time. Nor had Chief Resident Marlitt. The same plywood decking spread like an empty dance floor pinched under the Quonset’s curving metal. At one end, the Chief Resident’s desk surveyed the open space to judge those dances that took place on a floor worn shiny by sweating, tortured flesh. Above the desk, like a furry tail, hung the same curl of flypaper, black and soft with the captured wings of flies and moths. Beneath my spongy shoes, the plywood gave the same uneasy creak.

I waited in silence for the squat, thick-bodied man behind the desk to finish whatever he was writing. Probably the same thing he had been scratching on when I stood here six months ago, believing that things could get no worse.

Finally, he looked up, face as broad and unfeeling as a Mayan statue. And equally verbose. He reached into a small tray and without taking those flat, brown eyes off me, eyes that measured me with the cold appetite of an alligator, lifted out a stained and worn manila folder and flicked it to his desk like a dead moth.

“How much do you know about explosives, Guest Mead?”


“It says here,” he tapped a muscular finger on my file, “that you made bombs, and that one of your bombs was used by a member of the loyal opposition. If you made bombs and you are still alive, then you know something about explosives. It’s logical, Mead.”

“Bombs? What bombs? It’s your premise that’s wrong, Chief Resident! I’m a land broker—what in God’s holy name would I know about bombs?”

“The premise is not wrong,” he stated evenly. “It is in your official dossier, so it cannot be wrong. It says—in your official dossier—that you made bombs.”

“But I know nothing of bombs! I deal in real estate: choice plantation land only a short drive from all major services. I was negotiating with investors at the Crown Colony Tennis Club when the police …A major proposal for national greatness and jobs for the people …Look, these tennis shorts, that’s all I’ve had to wear for six months—and a jockey-strap that—”

He held up a strong hand, palm out. It was a hand, we had been told by admiring Camp Counselors, that all by itself had strangled a guest who had in some minor way irritated the Chief Resident. Now its mere motion strangled my explanation.

“One of these documents is signed by Prime Minister Burnley himself. It says that you made the bomb that killed Mr. Rodney, senior member of our nation’s parliament and a personal friend of the Prime Minister.”

A thick finger tapped another limp sheet. “This second document is signed by General Tobias, commander of our National Police. It tells of another bomb you made—the one that caused a civil disturbance at the Governor’s Palace. Are you calling the Prime Minister of our great nation a liar?”

His voice dropped to an almost gentle whisper, “Are you calling my respected commander, General Tobias, a liar?”

“But I never met Rodney! And I never heard of either of those bombs! The police, they—the prime minister’s son, he—”

The whisper sharpened. “You are?”

“Are what?”

“You are calling the Prime Minister a liar? And General Tobias?”

“No! Sir, dear God, no! But—”

“Then you must be the liar, Guest Mead.”

Top Reviews
On the Margins
In his witty and allusively narrated new novel, The Better Part of Valour, Rex Burns puts under literary scrutiny a protagonist who finds himself perpetually in extremis—constantly in peril, often indeed at the point of violent death—but also out of bounds by any point of view: social, political, economic, moral, and, even, from within his entertaining self . . . Compulsively readable, The Better Part of Valour settles quite squarely into Graham Greene’s category of entertainments. ~ Terence Lohman, Amazon

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Intriguingly different
The plot is fast paced and the author’s excellent scene descriptions embed the reader alongside the various characters and within each battle. The narrative and vocabulary is outside the scope of normal public usage, but the author uses both with style, humor and eloquence. Along the way, the author’s insightful analogies are brilliant. A very interesting read! ~ Dan Feltham, Amazon

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A Great Story Well Told
Loved it. The main character, Cornelius Mead, has a sense of self-deprecating self-preservation that had me laughing out loud. Tossed about by circumstances, but always surviving, he's like a wise-cracking cork on a tempestuous sea filled with double-crossers, mercenaries, wide-eyed revolutionaries, and greedy soldiers of fortune. As I read, I was reminded alternately of Graham Greene, Joseph Heller, even John Kennedy Toole, and those are good things. Very well done. Burns delivers again. ~ Amazon reader

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Humor, adventure suspense and political reality. A great read!
I highly recommend for a well rotten(sic) and engrossing story. ~ Paula Tissot, Amazon

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The author vividly captures the grit and the frustration of war, as it is played in the heat and dirt of South America. The internal struggles of the protagonist ring true as do the corruption and back-stabbing activities of other well developed characters. Highly recommended. ~ William Lovejoy, Goodreads

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A reluctant Englishman in jungle warfare
A dark and riveting tale... ~ Thomas E. Jones, Amazon

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World class!
The author vividly captures the grit and the frustration of war, as it is played in the heat and dirt of South America. The internal struggles of the protagonist ring true as do the corruption and back-stabbing activities of other well developed characters. Highly recommended. ~ William H. Lovejoy, Amazon

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A Chubby Briton Amidst Desperate Revolutionaries
Rex Burns has produced a gripping page-turner about a South American revolution which catches up and forever changes the somewhat seedy and out-of-shape Briton, Cornelius Mead. Full of astute insights into the revolutionists' motives and feelings, it is also filled with sly humor, love interests, and enough suspense to keep one avidly following its fast and often violent action. This is a great read! ~jameslcolwell, Amazon



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